hey tumblr when are you going to make personifications of ups and fedex to ship
you were saying
now where’s the fanfic?
FedEx and UPS lay together, enjoying the warmth of each other’s bodies.
“I sure hope this lasts longer than 5 to 7 business days” UPS thought as he laid his head against FedEx’s shoulder.
“But what if we get caught?” asked FedEx, resting his head on UPS’ chest. “We won’t” UPS assured him. “But we’ve been doing this for 8 days now! They must know something has hap-” FedEx started, but he was cut off by a firm kiss.
“You’re forgetting that today is Sunday. we don’t deliver on weekends, so we still have two days together.” UPS said, smiling slyly. FedEx stared into UPS’ eyes. ‘Two days,’ FedEx thought, ‘Two whole days left.’
“I know how we can make ample use of our time,” said FedEx, kissing UPS’ neck gently. “And we can start right now.” he finished. FedEx kissed UPS’ neck once more before moving to his collar bones. He continued down UPS’ abdomen, pausing every so often.
Beneath the sheet, FedEx could feel…
JFC tumblr, for a second I thought I couldn’t love you anymore, then you pull something like this.
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I am so done with this website
i have 100 more chapters of Fairy Tail to catch up on. I am in paradise T^T
The dark forest is strictly forbidden to all students
Except for detention
Where you will be forced to wander around when it's darkest and scariest
Doesn't that make so much sense
I'm so good at rules
Ten points to Dumbledore
Can we talk about Jeniffer Lawrence? Can somebody PLEASE talk with me about Jennifer Lawrence?! How does she do this?! I can’t even display this much emotion in REAL LIFE.
Fuck, I am so glad I am around to see her create this shit. She is incredible.
here, have another oscar
I was thinking when I was watching catching fire that its so nice to watch an actress pull all the stops on her emotional range and be willing to look ugly/weird with her face to do it. I’m so used to actresses being kept pretty no matter what when in reality nfucking no one looks beautiful in these emotional moments
ALL HAIL THE QUEEN
Credit to beastboybothersraven.
Lol beast boy
This is so great
Lawrence’s parents — her dad owned a construction business; the two now run a summer day camp-were initially less than thrilled with their daughter’s decision to become an actress.
When Lawrence was 14, she persuaded them to let her spend the summer in New York City going on auditions. As summer came to an end, her parents wanted her to come back home already. In the midst of their arguments, Lawrence happened to see a newspaper story about a boy from Kentucky starring in a new movie called Little Manhattan. “I was like, ‘Look, see? He’s from Kentucky and he made it’ I can do it too!’ And, weirdly, it helped them accept that this is what I wanted to do.”
That boy was Josh Hutcherson. In a nifty twist of fate, he’ll play Peeta, Lawrence’s favorite character from the Hunger Games trilogy.
(Jennifer in the EW Hunger Games issue)
my heart just got shreded
Probably a huge factor as to why she is so close with Josh. Talk about fate. How beautiful.
Jennifer Lawrence filling gas while her dad flips off the paparazzi.
she learned from the best I see
the fastest, surest way to die in supernatural is to have hot sex with sam, or be truly unconditionally loved by dean.
Go to your room.
Reblogging for Haymitch.
HIS FUCKING NAME IS WOODY HARRELSON IM DEAD